Massive Modern Mermaids

With less wrecks these days, these mythical creatures no-longer are able to nom nom nom on the tasty flesh of sailors (Yes, thats what they were known to eat in older myths), so have been forced to turn to human food which seems to fatten mermaids quite well

At that size, swimming must be a pain, so why not sit around on a rock and enjoy the nice taste of many McDonald's meals, all day?

*this is how i feel modern day mermaids would look if they existed.